The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Where is the hickey?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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