Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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