she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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