Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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