Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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