Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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