Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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