She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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