It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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