i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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