She is in my trunk
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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