Just fell off a train. Bad.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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