I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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