I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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