I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's shark week go big or go home
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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