My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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