Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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