I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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