The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it's like heaven, but drunker
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
