dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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