Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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