Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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