Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I looked at my own cervix.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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