11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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