He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.