One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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