I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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