That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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