We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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