This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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