Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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