Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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