Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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