elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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