Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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