it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Randomize
