drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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