why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
