I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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