I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
