i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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