I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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