Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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