This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I licked your asshole in confidence.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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