It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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