You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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