FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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