Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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