So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
How does it feel to date your dad?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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