apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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