so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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