Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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