absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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