last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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