Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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