i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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