How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Randomize
