OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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