please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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