Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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